I’m not dead!

And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Well, what do you want? I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

What a strange person

The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Bring her forward! We found them. I dunno. Must be a king.

  • Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone!
  • Bring her forward!

Blue. No, yel…

Oh, ow! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Where’d you get the coconuts? Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! Now, look here, my good man. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone!

Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!

Where’d you get the coconuts? On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical!

  1. We want a shrubbery!!
  2. Where’d you get the coconuts?
  3. We found them.
  4. But you are dressed as one…
Help, help, I’m being repressed!

Well, she turned me into a newt. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! We found them. Well, I didn’t vote for you. Burn her! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

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